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CHARACTER Sampo Koski

CIVILIAN NAME Brughel Poisson

TEAM REDEMPTION

HOUSE NUMBER 12

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[The idea of money being sent to him is exciting, of course, but...]

[Even he knows nothing comes truly free, so he immediately fires back with:]

what do you want

I heard through the grapevine that you could unlock additional features on my implant.
Can't exactly pass up something like that, can I?

[guess who is]

[not replying whatsoever at this he is Gone thanks for the CASH, BRO]

Not enough?

[ continues feeding the rl sampo pachinko machine ]

< @ HOTTIE HAS SENT K5000 >

[this is the best (worst) day of his life because god, money, but NOT IN THIS CONTEXT!!!!]

Thanks, fam!

< @ HOTTIE HAS SENT K5000 >

[ this has been, what. $100 USD so far? light work, compared to an entire ass bachelor party. ]

[:////]

I won't send this all back, you know that, right, pal?

Yeah? What do you have to gain by telling me that?

< @ HOTTIE HAS SENT K5000 >

[again he is LEAVING HIM ON READ]

< @ HOTTIE HAS SENT K5000 >

< @ HOTTIE HAS FAILED TO SEND K5000 >

Huh.
Looks like it caps out at five transactions per person? Per day, maybe?

Only one way to find out
See you tomorrow!
Hope you have my upgrades ready by then

[Fucking hell.]

[Okay time for revenge. Time to go out and get something with this money.]

[Hours later, there's a knock on Elysium's door. There's....a box! No one here. Just a box.]

[There's a nice little label on it that says "THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, PAL!"]

[If he opens it it is

a glitter bomb. You're welcome]

[ he does indeed open it

and he does indeed get hit with a face full of glitter, only to have to sputter it out and sparkle for the rest of the day and then some

yet!!! social experiment successfully concluded, data gained. ]

Bothered you, didn't I?
Wonder who's soft on who?

Thanks for playing along ✌️
Your reward:

< @ HOTTIE HAS SENT K5000 >

[ one last transaction for the road :) ]

[ughhHHHHHHHH]

[five transactions a day HIS ASS]

[FUCKING ELYSIUM!!!!]

Fam be real right now

But thanks!

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