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[lovebombing]

ACTION ✗ TEXT ✗ VIDEO ✗ AUDIO ✗ HOLOGRAM ✗ DATAVERSE

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MONEYBAGS

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CHARACTER

Sampo Koski

CIVILIAN NAME

Brughel Poisson

TEAM

REDEMPTION

HOUSE NUMBER

12

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Comments

[transmit]

< @ HOTTIE HAS SENT K5000 >

< @ HOTTIE HAS FAILED TO SEND K5000 >

Huh.
Looks like it caps out at five transactions per person? Per day, maybe?

Only one way to find out
See you tomorrow!
Hope you have my upgrades ready by then

[lovebombing]

[Fucking hell.]





[Okay time for revenge. Time to go out and get something with this money.]


[Hours later, there's a knock on Elysium's door. There's....a box! No one here. Just a box.]

[There's a nice little label on it that says "THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, PAL!"]





[If he opens it it is



a glitter bomb. You're welcome]

[transmit]

[ he does indeed open it

and he does indeed get hit with a face full of glitter, only to have to sputter it out and sparkle for the rest of the day and then some

yet!!! social experiment successfully concluded, data gained. ]

Bothered you, didn't I?
Wonder who's soft on who?

Thanks for playing along ✌️
Your reward:

< @ HOTTIE HAS SENT K5000 >

[ one last transaction for the road :) ]

[lovebombing]

[ughhHHHHHHHH]

[five transactions a day HIS ASS]

[FUCKING ELYSIUM!!!!]

Fam be real right now



But thanks!